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Parker
Dinner Theater: August 1, 2, 3 at 6:30 PM
Non-Dinner Theater: August 4 at 3:00 PM
Location: Distinction
Hayes, Virginia
Huge oil reserves have been discovered in
The Chagos Islands, and now O.P.E.C. is
pressuring the Chagosians to join the cartel.
The Chagosians however, are interested in
placing themselves under the protection of
the U.S. A secret meeting between a
representative of the Islands and a U.S.
under secretary of state, Margaret Johnson,
has been arranged in a C.I.A. safe house in
the mountains of Virginia. Unfortunately, no
one knows who the Islands’ representative
really is.
Concerned about possible O.P.E.C.
interference, the C.I.A. has sent agent Luke
James to secure the cabin. An eager beaver
on his first field assignment, we are left to
wonder how he ever got the job. He gets
caught in all his own booby traps, manages
to electrocute himself, sets himself on fire,
gets a bucket stuck on his head, and if that
isn’t enough, he finally locks himself in his
own handcuffs!
Find out the rest of the story in August!
Sin, Sex and the CIA
2013 Season
The Court House Players
Community Theater









Written by: Joseph Fields and Jerome
Chodorov
Dinner Theater: May 16, 17, 18 at 6:30 PM
Non-Dinner Theater: May 19 at 3:00 PM
Location: Distinction
Hayes, Virginia
As decribed in the World Telegram, "The
new play recounts only the twelve months'
period encompassed by the signing of a
lease on a Greenwich Village basement
apartment and the evacuation thereof, and
a few of the amazing adventures that befell
the two girls…an engaging, heart-warming
play with exceptionally high comedy
content. Eileen is the pretty one—the one
who has stage aspirations and the homey
personality that innocently invites passes
from every man from 14 to 85 who has
eyes in his head. Ruth is the plainer one,
and her bent is for literature. Well, the two
girls…land in the toils of Landlord
Appopolous and the most distracting
apartment you ever saw. Through their
basement grating the swirling life of the
village, its drunks and gamins, its
hucksters and hustlers and occasionally
its cops, seep, flow and sometimes come
in an unwelcome deluge…The kitchenette
is aptly described as a 'nauseating nook.'
Blasting in the new subway cavern beneath
rocks the building…Finally six officers of
the Brazilian navy follow Ruth home, under
certain mistaken impressions, and create
something…only short of an international
incident."
Book by: Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee
Music and Lyrics by: Jerry Herman
November 14, 15, 16, at 8:00 PM
November 17 at 3:00 PM
Location: Mathews High School
Mathews, VA
Who is MAME? Some of Mame's wild,
adventurous spirit is inside everyone who lives for
the moment and believes that "life is a banquet!"
It's the height of the 1920's and Auntie Mame
becomes the guardian for her ten-year-old
nephew, Patrick. Special songs include Mame,
It's Today, Open a New Window, If He Walked
into My Life, We Need a Little Christmas, Bosom
Buddies and That's How Young I Feel. Her life is
turned up-side-down, many of her priorities
change, but she still lives life to the fullest.
My Sister Eileen
Mame
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